Fox News’ THE FIVE 10/4/13 Transcript (5:15 – 5:20)

Eric Bolling: Yesterday, a woman by the name of Miriam Carey drove around like a mad person between the White House and the Capitol Building.  Now we’re learning she is crazy.

Kimberly Guilfoyle: Is that right?

Eric Bolling: That’s right.  Turns out she suffered from postpartum depression.

Greg Gutfeld: Isn’t that the illness that Tom Cruise said wasn’t real?

(Everybody laughs)

Eric Bolling: Is postpartum depression real or is it not?

Dana Perino: It is real.

Eric Bolling: Is it?

Andrea Tantaros: It is.

Eric Bolling: Okay, I’ll take your word for it.  So, anyways we have even more interesting information about this madwoman.  Can you give that information, Juan?

Juan Williams: Yes, it turns out that she was obsessed with Obama.  She thought he was talking to her, controlling her life.  She was just trying to get to see him.

(Everyone laughs.)

Eric Bolling: Is it possible that maybe she did know Obama?

Bob Beckel: No. That’s impossible.

Eric Bolling: Well, let’s get this straight.  She has a one year old daughter.  Obama is not a religious man.  Could it be that this girl is his bastard?

Bob Becker: Obama is a family man. There is no evidence that he would ever have an affair.

Eric Bolling: Even J.F. Kennedy was Catholic and he would cheat on his wife constantly.  I don’t think we should say this isn’t possible until we get this child a DNA test between President Obama and her.

Kimberly Guilfoyle: Eric you make a pretty good point.  What do we know about President Obama?  We know he never sits down with Congress.  What does he do all day?  Filandering with women is probably all he does.

Greg Gutfeld: It’s obvious he and Michelle have an open marriage.  Just look at them.

Eric Bolling: She was only trying to get her baby to see his baby.

Andrea Tantaros: It could be that the Obama administration and the liberal media are part of a conspiracy to hide the President’s infidelity.

Bob Beckel: Guys, what has gotten into you?



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